Including the use of salt in all baked goods, pickles, ham, and cheese.
Because, as you must know, the economy is booming, the world is at peace, and cancer is cured. That is why legislators have the time and energy to focus on The Great Salt Menace.
A new bill in the state Assembly would ruin restaurant food and baked goods as we know them.
In a deeply misguided gesture that is also an abuse of the legislative process, a New York City Assemblyman is pushing a nanny-state bill that would ban the use of all forms of salt in the preparation and cooking of all restaurant food.
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