
One of my favorite colors is green. Just looking at these collards makes me feel so healthy.
I often have vegetables lurking about in the refrigerator, next to the butter, eggs, and cream (heh, heh), that need to get used up. Traditional Southern-style collards are cooked a long time, with a ham hock and some butter. Because of the high fat consumption around here due to my baking, I really try to cook as healthfully as I can, so a few years ago I started experimenting with collards, and this is what I came up with.
Clean and trim a bunch of collards (about 1 to 1.5 pounds), discarding the thick stalks. Do not dry off the collards. Chop coarsely and set aside. Chop 3 cloves of garlic (more if you like a strong garlic flavor), and set aside.
In a heavy bottomed pot, over medium heat, preheat a couple tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil. Toss in the garlic and a large pinch of red pepper flakes, and stir for about 30 seconds. Don’t let it burn. Add the collards, and enough vegetable or chicken broth to just cover them. Add some kosher salt and pepper, and some garlic powder if you like. Bring to a low boil, boil for about 7 minutes, then turn down the heat to medium low, cover, and cook gently for another 23 minutes. Check to see if the collards are tender (they won’t be mushy like traditional collards), and adjust seasoning.
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Temperance chose a great recipe – it’s easier than others that I have tried or looked at, and Bourdain broke it down to very manageable steps, although some of his instructions were a bit vague and required me to adapt a bit. Reducing some of the red wine amped up the flavor, and adding a bit of flour to thicken the sauce really did wonders for the texture.
Awesome, if I do say so myself. I have to start giving myself a bit more credit for creativity. Not decorating, mind you, but for making recipes my own. Pay no heed to the lousy picture – I am out of town at the moment, and I made this and froze it before I left. Of course, I had to taste a bit and it was phenomenal.
I saw the folks on America’s Test Kitchen make these, and what intrigued me was the graham cracker-less crust. This recipe uses animal crackers! I love graham cracker crusts, but I think that the spice often clashes with the filling, and Master Chow really dislikes that they get soggy. I also had a bunch of key lime juice that I’d frozen, and wanted to use up.

It’s pretty simple.